Colleen Brow

From ComedyNightLife.com

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Colleen writes and performs her comedy at clubs throughout Canada and regularly works as a Comedian or Master of Ceremonies for corporate events.

Publications she's been featured in: Chatelaine Magazine, Reader’s Digest, the Georgia Straight, and the North Shore Outlook newspaper.

Publications she's not been featured in: Scientific American, Forbes, Popular Mechanics, The Economist, Hustler.

When getting photos taken, Colleen specifically requests that any sign of cleavage be promptly airbrushed out and replaced by a black hole that would make Stephen Hawking drool (even more).

[edit] The News (as Colleen sees it)

Esteemed French mime, Marcel Marceau, renown for his ‘In the Box’ mimicry, was buried in a simple pine coffin last month ironically immortalizing the very sketch that brought him fame

Parisien waiters recognized Mr. Marceau’s passing by giving the silent treatment to American tourists (a gesture which initially began in 1934 in anticipation of Mr. Marceau’s death). The initiative was so successful, the French tourism board has decided to extend it to August 10th, 2018.

French Prime Minister Nicolas Sarkozy held his own tribute, commenting: “Let’s have a big ol’ game of charades, shall we?” Ministerial staff were seen to roll their eyes in anticipation of Sarkozy’s annual, snicker-fueled rendition of Winnie the Pooh.

Upon finally removing Mr. Marceau’s white-face, embalmers were shocked to discover the identify of one Jimmy Hoffa. The Reverends Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were, reportedly, on their way to Paris (just because).

Marcel’s family, when approached, gestured ‘no comment’. Tragically, for the Paris-based Marceau clan, a local reporter (with a certificate in interpretive dance), mistakenly translated their gesticulations as: “Muslims go home.”

In honour of Marcel Marceau - two minutes of raucous noise.

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