Cal Bo
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[edit] BIOGRAPHY
Cal Bo is ugly. (see pic)
HEIGHT: 175 cm. WEIGHT: 100 kg. EYES: 2 SEX: not lately
FAVORITE FLOWER: pussywillow FAVORITE FOOD: clam FAVORITE PET: beaver LEAST FAVORITE PET: crabs
HOBBIES: Astrology and Gynecology. "First thing I do every day is check my horoscope to see if my future holds an abundance of pussy coming my way.." EARLY LIFE: unknown LATER LIFE: also unknown CAREER: Retired from a bunch of no-pension shit jobs, finally got time to tell all the jokes I've been writing all my life - including killer material on Trudeau, Diefenbaker, Expo 86,VanderZalm, hippies on Fourth Avenue, etc, etc.... DIPLOMAS, DEGREES: JOHN School graduate, Class of 1984, 1987, 1993, 1996, 1998, 2001, & 2005
[edit] Latest News
Latest news ain't here - try www.globeandmail.com, or www.cnn.com
Upcoming 2008
-Sunday Sept 28-Soho, Vancouver
-Thursday Oct 23 - Last Joker On Deck contest, Dentry's, Vancouver PISS! Byron Bertram is on the same night! if anybody knows a reliable hit man, ask him to send me his resume. I may be hiring....
[edit] Videos
If ya' wanna' view, just click on the blue: http://www.youtube.com/v/kr3dZaBqemg or for more down to earth comedy: http://www.youtube.com/v/8JJEgnDiaIk
[edit] Roles
===Starring Roles=== none
===Guest Starring Roles=== Cal has appeared in seven episodes of "COPS", & three episodes of "TO SERVE & PROTECT"
===Specials and Made-for-TV Movies=== zippo
===Talk, News and Game Show Appearances=== audience member of "Reach for the Top" - Feb 19, 1976
===Notable Film Roles=== I don't use roles of film anymore - I went all-digital years ago..
[edit] Memorable Moments
Golly! there's so many... first time I got laid of course, but that probably goes for everybody. Then there was the time I was in the thrift store and I found my cool hat. (see pic.) My own personalized hat! (Course I had to change my name to match the name on the hat.) Also the time when I was the last guy to go up at Zawa on Nov 6th, 2007 (true)- considering myself therefore to have technically been the headliner (the audience had all left, but the show did carry on without them.) And also watching my son being born I guess, that was kinda' memorable - but nothing compared to finding that hat!
[edit] Awards and Accolades
I was seventh runner-up on my night at Ceili's Comedy contest, April 3, 2008.... - So CURSE YOU Seth Perry, and six other guys!
==Trivia== Cal's father and grandfather were also stand-up comedians. They were both dismal failures. In over sixty years performing, between the two of them - neither one of them ever got a laugh!
[edit] Links
E-mail: w_h_ross@yahoo.com
Categories: Comedian | Male | Canadian | Vancouver | BC | Stand Up Comic | Canada
