Adam Pateman

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Adam Pateman
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My name is Adam Pateman. I have a truely unexplainable fear of whales. I have brown hair. I am a comic in Vancouver who can be described as "The Adam Pateman of Vancouver". I'm alright at Scrabble. I work at a science center and teach children about shit they can't comprehend. I once sold Gummy Bears to Ian McCullen at a movie theare. When I was nine I scraped my knees while roller blading. I can't tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke but CAN tell the difference between Sprite and 7-up. My grade six teacher was named "Mrs. Heinbigner" and she was fat. And if you have a birthmark on your face I might stare at it. When I was young my mother told me to never eat things that I found on the corner of Cambie and 6th Ave...But one day I came across that intersection and saw the most delicious looking ruben sandwhich, sitting on a plate by the curb, waiting to be eaten. My conscience said "No" but my heart said "Yes". Ever since that day I have been blind. Sorry Mom.


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Adam Pateman currently is doing shows at Yuk Yuks Vancouver Comedy Club and can be seen at other comedy show such as Komedy at Kino Café. Check him out.

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